" don't ask "

 [ "Don't Ask" ]

1: A thought which often escapes idiots staring at a stranger struggling to walk. "What happened to you?" they say, before launching into the saga of their torn knee ligament, oblivious to the possibility that their prey has been disabled for decades and doesn't wish to answer appallingly inappropriate questions, nor needs your brilliant advice.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't ask, she thought. Don't fucking ask. 

 [ "Don't ask, Don't tell" ]

1: A phrase often used when you've done something wrong or something that can land you in deep trouble.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1- 

 [ "don't ask don't tell" ]

1: A stupid policy that forces the discharge of gays and lesbians from the military.

  * e.g.,  ... I guess this means that all men aren't created equal.  

 [ "Don't ask. Don't tell" ]

1: Slang for Homosexualily which the "Don't Ask" can either states "Don't ask if I am Gay, because I am", "Don't ask me to love you", or "Don't ask what I am doing". The Don't tell can either mean "Don't tell your Gay", "Don't tell you had Sex with the same gender", or "Don't tell that we are dating".

  * e.g.,  ... Just Don't ask. Don't Tell. 

 [ "Don't ask Don't tell" ]

1: Some policy that said gays can't be in the military if they were public about it

  * e.g.,  ... don't ask don't tell bill clinton go to hell 

 [ "don't ask don't smell" ]

1: Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.

  * e.g.,  ... “Pee-yoo! Who did that?” 

 [ "Don't Ask, Just Smell" ]

1: A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

  * e.g.,  ... I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell". 

 [ "oh mary, don't ask!" ]

1: Homosexual subculture expression where one over the edge gay man indicates that the news or incident that has happened to him isjust too terrible to explain (but he's going to tell you anyway); Mary ... another gay man

  * e.g.,  ... QUESTION: So where is the autographed program from the Barbra Streisand concert?  

 [ "fashion don't ask don't tell" ]

1: when you buy that designer clothes for cheap and you dont want people to know..but at the same time you dont wanna lie cause that's a fkn morron thing to do since the truth will eventually come out one day so the dont ask dont tell policy is necessarily applied

  * e.g.,  ... J: OMG! that's such a pretty dress you're wearing! 

 [ "don't ask me the color of anything" ]

1: Similar to the “sorry, mommy,” trend, people will usually say, “don't ask me the color of anything” after they've spotted a crush. The joke is that their infatuation prevented them from registering what was going on otherwise, like the colors in their surroundings.

  * e.g.,  ... Under an instagram post: